whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you
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stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(Source: stuartstormborn)

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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(Source: deliriante)

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.

Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows)

danieljlayton:

narcotic:

officialpuppy:

daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

THE DOGS ON THIS WEBSITE ARE KILLING ME AND I’M SO GLAD ABOUT IT.

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(Source: awwww-cute)

doravrg:

:(((

(Source: sailorscent)

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

babeimgonnaleaveu:


Woodstock, 1969.

"They went to a psychedelic pasture to listen to their music, to be with people who dressed like them and played like them. There was a shared bond on a cosmic scale, and their elders marveled that all these kids could be in one place for three days without violence or mayhem, despite pitifully inadequate facilities and food supplies, and despite rains that fell so long and hard they would have drowned any other party. The lesson was simple: These long-haired, antiwar bra-burners and boys with beads had created a field of dreams, and perhaps from it would rise something bright and beautiful for the future."
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babeimgonnaleaveu:

Woodstock, 1969.

"They went to a psychedelic pasture to listen to their music, to be with people who dressed like them and played like them. There was a shared bond on a cosmic scale, and their elders marveled that all these kids could be in one place for three days without violence or mayhem, despite pitifully inadequate facilities and food supplies, and despite rains that fell so long and hard they would have drowned any other party. The lesson was simple: These long-haired, antiwar bra-burners and boys with beads had created a field of dreams, and perhaps from it would rise something bright and beautiful for the future."

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
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fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

santanist:

flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts 

  • teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
  • me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
humanoidhistory:

Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, observed by the Galileo space probe on June 26, 1996.
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humanoidhistory:

Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, observed by the Galileo space probe on June 26, 1996.