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(Source: humorstop)

fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

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quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

jetsetters-up:

eridan-wwhatevver:

aubreyampora:

Drake & Josh - 2007
iCarly - 2010

Omg

Omg

no way..

(Source: mulady)

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

kelvin

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

(Source: telapathetic)

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laserclifford:

security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker

derpycats:

Chillin
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derpycats:

Chillin

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d)

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

(Source: sosa-parks)

pdlcomics:

Deception
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pdlcomics:

Deception

thrintagecats:

Go on and call the stretch mark police, these thighs are illegal. 💁 💖#dontcare {

thrintagecats:

Go on and call the stretch mark police, these thighs are illegal. 💁 💖#dontcare