im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.
A makeout session would be great right about now
Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough.
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my anaconda don’t want none unless you got all 7 dragonballs hun