durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie)

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(Source: miscaitlin)

plantkitten:

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

(Source: glomarresponse)

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off {

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

clamjob:

i want to be ur favorite person and i want u to like me as much as i like u

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der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
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der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

(Source: anditlingers)

unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

erosion-of-beauty:

A clever typography series using letters within a word to illustrate the word.

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus
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myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

(Source: blameaspartame)

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(Source: p00ing)